Remember Davey Petraeus? Herr Generalissimo David Howell Petraeus of the 4 star generalissimo and “FORMER” Director of the CIA. Resigned the CIA in adulterous disgrace.
A ‘demigod’ among mere mortal sinners.
Well times and the tides have washed in and out, cleansed the beach, and brought the resurrection and new life to Davey Petraeus. Miraculous no doubt. Davey joins the collegial staff at THE University of Southern California. USC. The Trojans. Fabulously famous college football and stuff like that there. Davey is gonna be, wait for it, a Trojan Man! Oh yeah, there are more than several jokes just dying to be let outta that bag there boy. Release the Trojans!
Say, didn’t the Trojans get their shiny heinies handed back to them by the Greeks? Something about Helen being married to Menelaus the Spartan and then running off with Paris the Trojan and commencing a war.
Stuff of legends no doubt. Sort of ironic you know. Paris, Helen, Davey, and that Broadwell woman. Ripping good yarns.
So “THE” USC hires the disgraced Petraeus to do something or other and all’s well that ends well. Swell? Davey generalized the now infamous “surge strategy” in the Afghaniscam. You know, the ‘surge strategy’ that worked so well in the Iraq War Vol. 2? Yeah, that ‘surge strategy’. Davey is also really REALLY big on torture. Torturing Muslims for no reason whatsoever. One could suppose there are worlds of torturous opportunities just awaiting at USC. Davey is going to “mentor” ROTC students. Fair warning ROTC students at USC.
So we’ve made it to Friday the 3rd day of May 2013. Visigothery for Davey -
