Remember Alberto ‘here comes the judge’ Gonzales? Worked for Dubya. Gonzales was the man responsible for Monica Goodling. Gonzales was responsible for nothing else. The man is irresponsible. The man is also passé.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Madame et Mosieur, boys and girls of all ages, may I present to you Eric Holder. THE Attorney General of these here United States of Flaming Failure Amerika. The Empire!
Ummm, I’m not sure what Holder does. Not exactly. You see, Holder does not ‘enforce’ United States Code Annotated. Whatever version you’d care to thumb through. USCA is the law. All of it. Every daffy dang stroke of legal genius concocted by Congress is in that USCA. Yup sure is.
That being stated, Holder is worlds of clueless about what the law might be and how he might go about enforcing law. Amerika’s AG is “allegedly” Amerika’s top cop. Yeah, whatever.
Holder let the Bushco war criminals slide. Holder sat in that AG office and enabled genocide. That is not only war criminal, that inaction is a high crime against all humanity.
Holder fiddle-farted around, hemming and hawing, until he figured nary any Amerikan was paying attention. You see, Amerikans tend to have a really REALLY short attention span. If not the obvious attention deficit disorder. Civic retardation. Yeah, that’d be the ticket.
Holder was playing fast and loose with the ‘fast and furious’ scandal. “Not my fault” maintains Holder. Holder did not know about nuthin. He didn’t do it. Yeah yeah, sure sure.
And that my friends is the Chicago way.
Dummy up and play stupid. I’m not so certain that Holder is playing.
So the current gripe against Holder is his startling admission that Wall Street Banks and the venal bankers that control those Wall Street Banks are “too big to jail.” WTF?!?
You know, swine the likes of Lloyd Blankfein and Jamie Dimon. Goldman Sacks, JPMorganChase, Citibank, Bank of America, and a veritable plethora of unnamed and unindicted co-conspirators.
Blankfein/Dimon et al bankrupted Amerika. All the loose chips are still in search of a place to light.
Scandal and graft on a scale that is staggering. Trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars and oh yes, that is USD. USD is United States Dollars. The used to be global currency of choice.
The old George Washington buck is so plentiful these days that old G Bucks is just about worthless. Seems the Federal Reserve has been printing those bucks like tomorrow might never come. Trust me, tomorrow will come. Tomorrow always comes. However, regular American might not be around to see that. Janet ‘big sis’ Napolitano has plans for regular Americans. Nappy will get her chance on the Visigoth on some future day. Not today. We’re after legal fleagles on this fine day. Holder is a legal flea for sure.
Holder covering for financial crime is treason. Holder covering for war criminals is high treason. Holder covering for the murder of a Border Patrol agent is three strikes and out.
So, what can ‘we the people’ do about scofflaws like Holder? Not much. That’s the grating aspect.
Bottom line is, Holder works for ‘gutcheck’ Obama. Holder doesn’t even break wind without first checking in with President Gutcheck. One could suppose that is exactly what any good lapdog is supposed to do. More of that grating aspect. Galling? Outrageous?
I wonder how Bobby ‘big badge’ Mueller sleeps at night. Bobby ‘big badge’ Mueller of the FBI, that Bobby ‘big badge’ Mueller. The FBI is the “firm” that is allegedly fighting crime in these here US of A’s. Of course these days, Bobby ‘big badge’ Mueller is busy entrapping ‘terroristas’. Yeah, entrapment is illegal according to that aforementioned USCA. But, old big badge gets his ‘terroristas’ every time. Old big badge doesn’t get too many convictions. Not having to FBI the Blankfein banditos makes Bobby ‘big badge’ Mueller’s job way easy. Kind of like how Holder the AG doesn’t do more than squat and he gets paid really big bucks for nothing. Sweet gig there boy.
The demise of Amerika’s AG has been going on for a long time. Remember John Mitchell? How about Janet ‘Ruby Ridge and Waco’ Reno? Shaky Janet was a killer for sure. Then there was pre-Gonzales John Ashcroft. Soaring asshat there. I thought that Ashcroft looked like the original Barnabas Collins. I think that the definitive Barnabas Collins was certainly played by Depp. Brilliant. You know, Ashcroft just might be 175 years old.
Amerika is stuck, if not quagmired, in institutional failure. Across every dang board you’d care to shuffle around. Get it? Shuffle…board? Shuffle board? Oh damn, comedy is my life. I have no intention of giving up my day job. Wait, I don’t have a day job. There are NO day jobs to be had.
Oh well. I’ll just have to hang around and mock Team Obama up to and until President Gutcheck waxes war large on North Korea.
Last time Amerika waxed war on the Korea, it went quagmire faster than the firing of Douglas MacArthur. You see, Dougy MacArthur was fired by the only President to have ever used nuclear weaponry on other humans. Damn, talk about war crimes.
At some point and hopefully a not so distant future, Americans will come to their constitutional senses and rise up in one large very angry mob and hold the political criminals to account. It could happen. Maybe. So here’s a captioned dreamy sort of visigothery for the 4th day of April in the year of our Lard 2013. God save Freddy Mercury. Oh wait, too late. Visigothery -
