Cletus Gahbonzo, resident dump truck wrangler and Skoal aficionado (three fingers dippy), wasn’t necessarily paying attention to raising the dumper of his truck as he hurled a mighty stream of brown spit out the driver side window of his dump truck. Cletus caught a main trunk line feeder and fiber optic cable lines and proceeded to take down three power poles and 600 yards of power line and cable. Down goes all the power in town and our connection to the outside larger world. No power, no phone, and no internet connectivity.
Cletus did a damn fine job of mucking up the works.
A full 911 response was an automatic. Three fire departments, local PD, county sheriff, Arizona Public Safety, APS, DHS, DDT, DOA, VOA, and Uncle Rhemus’ All Good Time Tempo Timers were on scene in a blink.
Oh yes, Cletus did a damn double damn fine job.
You see, stuff like that there is big happenings around these here rural Arizona parts. Oh yes indeedy. One is sort of ‘forced’ to get out and meet the neighbors. My neighbor across the street came over to inquire as to when the power went out. Yup, I tells neighbor, power’s out. Well, dang…
So I had myself two glorious days of absolute incommunicado. Which in and of itself, is not a bad thing. I found out the neighbor kid is having his birthday and that would be today. Cute little rodeo hand. Young’un likes lizards and tossing rocks at my fence. I don’t mind. Little dude likes to yack my ear. I get to influence a young mind and that is worlds of encouraging. For these here parts. I do NOT give the young neighbor the “official party line.” Oh hell no. Young’un gets the straight radical and dissident poop.
Anyway, outside communications are re-established with our curiously strange and savagely loopy world and did the Obama crank up a war with North Korea yet? I haven’t got caught up with all the crap-o-la that passes for news these days. First things first.
Anyway, here’s a specially prepared visigothery worked up for President Shaka Zulu Obama himself. Old Shaka Zulu Obama IS the dreaded scourge of Darkest Afrika and that’s no fooling. Happy Easter everybody and it might not hurt to give serious consideration to the teleprompter message from our blessed Emperor.
Oh yeah and Cletus? Brother has some really serious splainin to do. Oh yes he does.
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