We’re going to bag us a twofer. Two for the price of one. Okay, two for the price of none. Get it? That’s funny right there boy. As murder seems to be the motif for this here Wednesday the Humpday 8th of May 2013, well, why muck up a natural.
Yeah I know, this gets posted on Thursday the 9th day of May 2013 but what the hell. Gots to keyboard up the big breaking news as it happens.
The sweet little sociopath that has kept Amerika enraptured and on tenterhooks for low these many months, heard the verdict today. With of course today being Wednesday, oh wait, I’m being redundant. Sorry. Jodi Arias gets to head to Arizona’s Death Row. Here in the Zoni, it’s called “death row.” That’s what we Arizonans call ourselves. Zonis. You see, I live in Arizona. Up in the copper hill country Arizona. Hmmm, I could suppose that leaves me a copper country hillbilly Zoni.
Yes I understand that Arias has to go through the “penalty phase” of her grindingly long wheels of justice adventure. I am taking bets however. Arias will get her twisted little fanny handed a death sentence. This is after all, Arizona. Arizona don’t cotton to no dang psychopath girlie stabbing shooting stabbing again for effect then shooting her “lover” in his ass. Then covers up the crime scene and denies everything. Besides, Arias is “from” Utah and that about says it all.
Did you know that upon the verdict being read, Nancy Grace orgasmed on live HLN news? Oh she did and there’s live video of that and it’s mostly icky. The “other” HLN babbling Brook, Jane Velez-Twitchy, just peed herself and it weren’t no big deal. Geraldo Rivera WOULD have jacked but Mr. Burns cut off his dang microphone.
What an interminable freakshow. Endlessly bizarre if not minor league fascinating freakshow. Can we all say pandering and voyeur Amerika? Spoonfed to ‘we the people’ by genuine and for real FREAKS! I mean Nancy Grace is pretty dang freaky.
You see, there is not a single more important chunk of news on this fine day. Nope. Wars be a raging here and there, slaughter is a daily occurence, torture grinds souls unabated, money flows like Annie Greensprings in the Babylon D.C., Obama drones up the deaths of forty or fifty innocent Afghans, and yet Jodi Arias is the big news. She is a distraction. Pulp fictional gruel for starved clueless Amerikans.
Here’s my take on a psychopath that in a brief moment of lucid candor proclaims, “I prefer the death penalty.” Sad visigothery -
Speaking of psychopaths and lucid candor, how about those pesky Israelis. Israel attacked Syria and mum’s the word. You see and according to Dear Obama, “Israel is fully within it’s right to commit acts of naked aggression on sovereign nations with impunity.” Had Israel been attacked without warning, oh holy screaming rabbid rabbis froathing early in the morn, the proverbial shit would have hit the fan and Gutcheck Obama would have been calling up Marines, Navy Seal Team Sixes, Airborne, but not the Air Force. Nope. Seems the Air Force has themselves a “situation.” Sexuation? Whatever. Seems the fly boys got way too much time on their hands. Well, and their hands all over unsuspecting women. Join the Air Force and see tits. By force if necessary. Sorry for being crude. There simply is no polite way to mock the sexpreds. Hmmm, PedoFlyBoys? Ewww, I like that one.
Anyway, Russia put the Israelis on notice that they’d best not try that bombing crap again. Not on Syria. Lebanon is okay but not Syria. Vlad the Putin kept SecState Lurch Kerry chilling on ice for three hours just to prove his point. Lurch be a chillin’ for sure.
I would not want to play chess with Brother Vlad. One would get the old clock cleaned for sure. Check and mate and a smack to the back of one’s head. A KGB head smack will leave your ears ringing for several days. I knew this lady from Ukraine and she still got the quivering shivers anytime the KGB was brought up in conversation. Ukraine lady wasn’t very fond of Rottweilers either. She did have some pretty slick knee high black leather boots though. Kinky.
I’m of the opinion that Gutcheck Obama gave the prime ministerial King of the Jews, one Binyamin Netanyahu, the green light to bomb Syria. Old Gutcheck figures that if Syria retaliates, there’s his reason to invade. Of course, the lamestream media would call that “humanitarian intervention.” Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians and especially those ever so rude Muslim ‘brown’ civilians, that’s “humanitarian.” Criminy.
The New York Times is onboard for an “intervention” in Syria. Bill ‘editorial asshat deluxe’ Keller granted himself front page Times space to monger for a war on Syria. Keller did get an Obama ‘atta boy’ for that slice of propaganda.
Oh crap, I’ve digressed like a big dog. Sorry. So many dang distractions. Where was I? Oh right, Israel.
For a Twofer Thursday the 9th day of May 2013, we’ve covered Ms. Murder, Mr. and Mrs. Zionist Murder and here’s the visigothery -
