Amerika’s incestuous warmongering conjoined twins, Senators J. InSane and Swishy Graham, are on the warpath once again. “SYRIA! BOMB THEM BOMB THEM BOMB THEM!!!”
You see and according to the “twins”, Bashar al-Assad is using ‘chemical weapons’ on Syrians. Sure he is.
The “twins” allegation is wholly lacking in credibility. That and credible intel. Wow and go figure. “Israel” maintains the Syrians are up no chemical good. Yeah, there’s a big surprise. Bet you didn’t know that the “twins” were taking their marching orders from Tel Aviv.
Oh yes and by the by, InSane and Graham don’t care about Syrians. Their caterwauling is political theater and not very good theater at that.
Once upon a time the formerly president of the US of A, G. Bush the Senior maintained that Saddam Hussein was burning Kuwati babies in their cribs. What followed was Iraq Genocide Vol. 1. And then and then…
Bubba Clinton bombed Libyan pharmaceutical concerns and rained hellish devastation over the Balkans. You see, the Serbian bad guys were waxing genocide on the Kosovo good guys. Wait, maybe it was the Kosovo bad guys raining blood shed on the Serbian good guys. Either way. There are to this day, Amerikan boots on the ground Balkans.
Then the twentieth century morphed into the twenty first century and, wait for it, September 11, 2001 THE DAY THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING! Or not. Whatever.
G. Bush the Junior declared emphatically, “you are either with us or you are against us.” What the hell is that supposed to mean? Condo Rice was smoking nuclear mushrooms and Dark Cheney was on point ginning up WAR! Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction and he’s a gonna use ‘em. For sure no kidding no really we’re serious and the intel spells it out in no uncertain terms.
Except that entire debacle was unadulterated bullsh*t. The United States of Amerika went on a rampaging war of naked aggression and quite literally destroyed one of the oldest civilizations still kicking around this here Planet Earth. Oh yeah and here’s the punch line, NO WMD’s were found in Iraq. None. Nada. Nope. However the Bushco war criminals are wandering around aimlessly and are to this day, seemingly never to be held to account. Damn if that’s not about galling.
So we are about up to date here. Back in Junior Bushco’s prime, t’was Ahmed Chalabi pumping prime crap-o-la into the Bush pipelines to “fix” that war on Iraq. Chalabi seems to have ghosted off the Planet.
Now we have us a Syrian version of Ahmed Chalabi pumping recycled prime crap-o-la into the Obama pipelines. Meet Ghassan Hitto.
Ghassan Hitto leads a coalition of Syrian rebel groups.
He was elected interim Prime Minister by Syrian opposition groups currently based OUTSIDE the country. Ummm, that would be al-Qaeda. Yeah, “the” al-Qaeda.
Hitto is an American citizen, who lived in the U.S. for 30 years after arriving as a teenager.
Hitto managed to conjure himself up some valuable facetime with “THE” United States Congress. Hmmm, I wonder how that happens…
Bashar al-Assad isn’t playing by the rules of regime change. Amerikan inspired regime change. Which in actual fact are Israeli desires for regime change. Or war on Iran and the specifics of conditional terms are codependent on what day of the week it may in fact be. However and according to Hitto, al-Assad won’t go away and Hitto proceeds to pitch the histrionic fit before the US Congress. Poor baby. Poor poor baby.
Kids, we have been here before and this is more than trite. Ridiculously trite and damnably outrageous. Damnably dangerous game of regime change thrones too. Syria is NOT Libya.
The really REALLY dangerous aspect here, US government whomever is at the controls, is wholly incapable of learning the lessons of history. Iraq is in chaos and an unstoppable civil war is breaking bad on a nation that Amerika broke. Oh yes, Amerika broke Iraq and didn’t bother to pay for the damage. Libya is broke and the US walked away from that horrendously murderous onslaught with hands stuffed firmly in pockets and whistling softly. “Ain’t not a nobody can see me disappear quietly…”
So the US is “poised” to commit to another insanely devised “war” that is wholly inexcuseable. With all the peripheral trappings of state sponsored bullshit and hysteria deluxe. Oh yeah and the “twin” Senators that are buffoonish in their pathetic screechings for war. Monkey see monkey do – if you fool me once well, blah blah blah. Fool me twice? Ain’t about never gonna happen.
Saturday the 27th day of April 2013. Visigothery and some painful déjà vu -
